Berna-DEBT Wilson, who refuses to answer questions from local media and everyday Alaskans, has miraculously found the time to go on the national cable news channel NewsMax, where she unleashed a full broadside attack on Dave MAGA Bootlick Bronson and Tricky Treg Taylor, calling on them to suspend their campaigns. 

Bootlick Bronson and Tricky Treg did not take this assault lying down, each restating that they are committed to staying in the race. Wilson has continued to avoid Alaskans, hanging out with Texas senator Ted “The Zodiac” Cruz and Turning Point USA.

The GOP candidates are spending the last weeks of the election attacking one another, instead of giving Alaskans a vision for the future. 

“The Republicans running to be the next governor of Alaska are repeatedly proving that they have neither the temperament nor the wherewithal to lead this state,” said Alaska Democratic Party Chair Eric Croft. “Governing the Last Frontier is a lot harder than pontificating on cable news: We need a leader who has the vision and a plan to lower costs, support Alaska fishing communities, and fully fund and forward public schools.”